I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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