she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
She even gives head with a lisp.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
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