At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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