Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I love having hate sex.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Randomize
