I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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