they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
