I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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