I don't think brook has ever known best
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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