This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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