Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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