with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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