i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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