we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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