As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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