I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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