i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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