The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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