I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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