is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Quick, to the slutcave!
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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