Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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