My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
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