im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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