Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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