THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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