it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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