We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Randomize
