All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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