chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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