PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I miss vodka workout Fridays
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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