Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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