I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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