Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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