I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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