I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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