It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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