I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
These tits shall not be calmed
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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