Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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