how can u be prego again
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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