is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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