It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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