i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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