DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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