He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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