Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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