It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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