If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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