As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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