I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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