a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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