stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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